Why would you ever return to Sybaris ? .
Having once seen all that is ruined there ,
after barely escaping with one•s life ,
why would one ever go back there ? .

LonaRPG is a game that lets me shock myself silly .
There is no shortage of nightmare fuel .
Noer , the tiny pleasant starting town --
typical of all RPGs --
turns out to be the Last Bastion of Order
in a world rapidly sinking into nightmare .

Everything in the game can have sex with you .
Sex can occur during combat .
Weapons can be dropped in combat .
Clothes can be torn off .
Up to quatre(4) opponents can grapple
with a target
at a time .
If you get caught ,
you stand no chance .

The nightmare doesn•t stop at lossed combat .
After they take you back to their lair ,
there is -- um -- a lot of R-word .
The goblins use the humans for breeding .
The fishkind use the humans for breeding .
The rogues use the humans for breeding .
The nightmares use the humans for breeding .
Graphically , using in-game mechanics
like force-feeding your hunger meter
and manacles that take 100 Stamina to break
with anime hentai art close-ups
for every cock, tongue , and hole .
Multiple times , until you break free
or die .

This fucking game .

My Lona carries Frag Bombs on xer .
Grenades , basically .
Pull the pin ,
-clink-
boom .

Never let them take you alive .

On my last run i got knocked down to -27 STA
and grappled in combat .
Hammering the X key to get my inventory open
so i could pull the pin .

I was scouting a flesh pit of nightmares
inside a dead, inf3cted forest of red creep .
Crawlers, spiders, flesh centaurs ,
worms that crawl inside .
-clink-
boom .
-clink-
boom .
-clink-
boom .
It becomes routine .

Every time , i wake up in my bed , the
bed at the Hope Inn in what was once
the Capitol of Sybaris .

A crimson wind blows .
Everyone is on high alert .
People in the streets giggling
gone completely mad .

Martyr•s Habit
Martyr•s Veil
Atoner•s Pendant .
Relics and Lantern .

They took my short sword .
Good thing then that
i brought this sickle .

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