Order of the Hours



In Metroid , Quiet Robe explains that

So , i remember all of this .

What sie is referring to are probably the Ré Wars of the previous Meridian , before the dinosaurs , before life as we know it , before Theia crashed into Terra , liquefying the rock and forming the planet we know today .

These wars are often joked about tongue-in-cheek with HcoNa , who also remembers them bashfully . HcoNa was Jessie , who knew the phrase Waste Not, Want Not by the time i arrived in Thunder Bay Canada , and who called me Old Friend right out the gate .

These were the wars that saw the Solar Garden Planets reduced to ruin . The Attribution Wars and all of this DhLo DhLo DhLo nonsense come from this era . Tiamat was detonated , turning the fifth planet into an asteroid belt , Mars was nuked into oblivion , Venus filled with Hydrogen Sulfide that turned the planet into an unlivable greenhouse , and Terra was left alone to grow new pond scum on the magmatic rock .

At some point , long after the rock had cooled , we attempted to start again . But relay messages were being warped and diverted by the cult of Sutekh-Ra-Amun , who operate out of Aldebaraan , resulting in numerous dropped contracts and missed shipments .

Many grew furious with the inconsistent and often violently selected delivery schedule , and the Galactic Empires fell apart .

This war continues to this very day . We escorted the Hebrews out of Egypt . I took down Ramses . And in the opening cutscene of Metroid , you can to this very day see me strafe Adam•s "BSL" heighliner , signaling
"SíHt ! It•s supposed to say SíHt ! . See? Ht!
[User Interface, Stretch Distance] ."


Henceforth , if anyone so much as mentions the word DhLo , yu tell them that the strict LôHā definition is

"This character has special considerations . Do not write fictionalized accounts without consultation ." .


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