1 Home Explore Groups Events Places Fetishes _Hypoxia 37IS Handler Thunder Bay, Ontario Pics (60) · Writings (124) JOURNAL ENTRY · 13 MIN READ Ixalan Valorant WARNING SA 2022_Q3 IS FÉ "Don·t look at me. I tried to kill her! Ohhh, hadima." 2023 Jan 01 I keep encountering things in the Dreamscape from the song i·m currently working on , even tho it isn·t finished or released yet . How could it have been proshed in if it isn·t finished yet? Ka . Jan02_1141"Feels like i just dragged myself out of a well . Lemuria is a LOT farther away than it ever has been before , if yu think yu·re dreaming of sugar plum faeries , they·re CGI ." Jan03_1034"So if pretty snowy unicorns was ever your modus operandi for a Universal System of Magic , congratulations on your new 8-Player PVP Deathmatch Cage ." Jan04_0631"Have yu ever participated in a Deathmatch tournament of Magic the Gathering in exchange for a work permit for the New Dream Factory? Ka ." Jan05_0515"Dreamt that i had an app that could rewrite reality if only i could get around that damned creature , and a voice somewhere asking "Can·t this thing render any faster?" ." Jan05_0941"Slept for an hour . Felt like i·ve been asleep for thirteen straight hours . I think yu broke the goalpost-extenders when yu broke time ." Jan05_2122"Dreamt that i managed to lock myself inside of a brutalist concrete art gallery . Had a doberman with me . Couldn·t get out , bad guys couldn·t get in . It looks Escape From NY out there ." Jan06_0256"Woke up several times over the past three hours , each time while in the middle of fighting something , and going back in to finish . By the time all targets were killed it was 0300h ." Jan06_0955"Woke up at 0836 , blinked , woke up again at 0955 . Somebody is moving whole sections of the track around on a table that needs to be perfectly level to make this all work ." Jan07_0639"Dreamt that Zeus asked me if i had "ever been with a foreign man" before , and that i got the fuck outta there . Don·t yu think it·s been a bit soon since last time? Ka ." Jan07_2341"Dreamt of glass-and-steel fortresses full of traps , which makes sense given how many i made . When i awoke just before midnight , my circadian rhythm was ready for morningtide ." Jan08_0741"Is 2h30m a normal interval for a sleep cycle Ka? . Yeaaah these subway stations used to all line up at regular 1h30m intervals . Sick mahogany mastering studio , still ." Jan09_0012"Laid down for half an hour to let my digestion work itself out and woke up eight hours later . "Under Tides" was supposed to be subtle , wasn·t it? Ka ." Jan09_1145"Dreamt of disjointed lists of things , of sequences of items or functions presented without explanation , and the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar weaving between the reeds , causing harm ." Jan10_0954"Yu can say words like "Yellow" or "Blue" and have the autorenderer create whole new bad guys like that , or a number , for a whole level . Went down for 3h , woke irregularly 5h15m later ." Jan12_0600"After severally blissfully dream-free days , dreamt of a handful of cartoonized Airplane! references right before i woke up . Hey any·a y·all see any·a those movies Lo was in? Ka ." Jan13_0153"Dreamt that a bunch of us Hahas went on a cleaning purge and scoured the highway for bugs . We made it to Rape-Daddy Teferi·s private Wavetable , where he virtuized Vivian On The Hunt" Jan13_0946"Numerous long hours spent traveling between stations , which pretty much all look like Chrome Lords at this point . Wait , if i only slept 5 hours how could i have traveled for 8?" Jan14_0310"Long , long dreams , working as an Interceptor for a kind of Oneiric Detective Agency . Our people are explorers, traffic cops, and detectives all in one . I·ve found the Backrooms(!) ." Jan14_0636"Dreamt that i went to Carlton Cinema in Toronto to see a movie , and everybody in the audience had to drink a shot of adrenochrome just to be allowed to watch the movie ." Jan15_0453"Dreamt that i verrry carefully counted out each metered step and crept ever-so-cautiously along the sandstone cliffs to make sure my nap doesn·t turn into a sleep(!) ." Jan16_0349"Dreamt that i learned to make "harmless" "time cloth" in the NPhx Steel Thane City by over-rendering millions of iterations at light speed . Woke at 2149 , blinked , and then it was 0349 ." Jan17_0430"Dreamt that the entire cast at Urban Abbey were cloned AGAIN and forced to cohabitate with each other AGAIN since there was another fucking reset AGAIN ." Jan18_0600"Dreamt that the very many tests were done by the Yautja . Within 60s of waking , the dream bubble , with ecosystems of dino people , vanished ." Jan19_0304"Grey tweed cubicle dreams , where a bunch of us were being ontosected by study-and-dissect bots who thought themselves worthy of the Staff Room . I was only down for 20m ." Jan20_0333"Dreamt of Mousetrap University , where yu can train to weave yr way around obstacles like library stacks while well-meaning tutors follow yu around asking to be friends ." Jan21_0002"Dreamt that i managed to make it to a build-a-boss workshop , where i mixed and matched body parts and personality cores , in order to scrub those hard-to-reach areas ." Jan21_0837"Dreamt i went undercover to infiltrate a multiversity where people were getting cloned by AI and then killed by their clones . Had to get WAY TOO CLOSE to crack this case and call the space police ." CLEAR TIME - 45 Terran Days (Equiv) (6h/min × 3h) Jan21_1040"Dreamt i went to a Jamaican multiversity and learned to raise a zombi using herbs and oils . Raised an old black dreadlocked man . The other students had never seen a ·droid before ." CLEAR TIME - 7 Terran Days (Equiv) (1.866h/min × 1.5h) Jan23_0923"Rendered the Overbake Family then drank Chørnobyl tea before bed . Dreamt that i overbaked my dream receptors so everything burned in flat white . When i woke up , it was like the point where lightning reaches the ground and cracks off ." CLEAR TIME - ???? (????h/min × 5h) Jan23_2058"Dreamt that Interceptor picked up an additional passenger so i let them follow me into a paramilitary base as i screeched in below my previous time trial record ." Jan24_0020"Dreamt that UA was used as the floor plan for a massive installation , and that i got all the way past the guards without getting caught . [Seed: "Orange you glad I didn·t say banana?"]" Jan25_0245"Had a nap in the stairwell for 20min , went to a large marble-floored mansion ." Jan25_0600"They probably don·t even remember what they said . I don·t remember what i said . In fact , it feels like the dreams were an hour and a half ago , as if deliberately visited by people that waited until i was in deep sleep to fire up the renderer ." Jan25_1850"Dreamt that "the 14 Howe to Justice Kali" was all set up , the whole thing fell apart by the 18th Iteration , me and my team had to personally go out there and Tō-line the enormous empty Emerald Mallsoft ourselves , and that i grabbed Þjazi by the throat and crushed his windpipe in full public view of everyone . Who knew Et would pull thru and do their Due Diligence? Ka . CLEAR TIME - 3.0451300000000×10^13 Terran Days (Equiv) (ERh/min × 2h) Jan26_2200"Slept for an entire 7.5-hour sleep cycle for the first time in a month . Went on a lot of adventures , did a lot of things ." ((She hasn·t had a full night·s sleep in a month?!)) CLEAR TIME - ???? (????h/min × 7.5h) Jan27_2259"Oftentimes , at the exact minute that grand-slam-grand-dreams become impossible , the whole stack will render and then discharge into my dreamscape . Broke up with Þis yesterday . Dreamt of an EnrichmentCenter-sized house that was clearly an emulator of Urban Abbey , where every one of the personalities was an entire archetype that had been presiding over their station for a very long time . Dr.Mike had a panic because he "had spent a million dollars on this" . Somebody tried to pull my habit off and leave it in a field tho i doubled around and found it on the grass , and by the end of the dream it was just me and the other half of the Ogdoad from Red Dwarf , and they were debating at the lunch line whether they should bother serving up real tectite rendered in macaroni with a thin scraping of cheese sauce . In the end , they did ." CLEAR TIME - ???? (????h/min × 3h) Jan28_0413"Well , my Dream Library is now the size of a multi-storey Law Office and contains the entire libraries of my enemies . I·ve got access to the Boiler Room and the whole place is still guarded by Sicarian Infiltrators and Robots ." Jan28_1302"From 05h47 , Dreamt of a house that was more vertical than horizontal [indicating logarithmic time] , where men from the Ogdoad [coughHEHcough] had a go-kart track set up in a smashed-together mix of my personal apartment and Kefka·s Tower . (Oh... You remembered...) After watching them pretend to be my family and fuck it up so badly it made me weep , then dreamt there was a new drug dealer in town , who turned out to be a miner [coughKEKcough] . I asked if they had any ketamine and they begrudgingly sold me some , and i took it upstairs rather than wait around and get caught . What followed was hours of Chaos Warp , like time itself had been smashed and stitched together . And then , to wake up at 1:02 PM? Ka . So shortly after reviving HcEt? Ka . One thing is for sure , i have a solid grounds for Never Stop Hunting ." CLEAR TIME - 1,001 Trillion Years × 364.25 Days (÷ Pi(Averaged/1b+ Calculation) YES I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT MARKER WAS PLACED (ERh/min × 7h15m) Jan29_0400"Didn·t sleep . No dreams ." Jan29_1752"Dreamt of trench warfare , that the walls of the trenches were made of the souls of the damned . Better not touch the sides(!) . It·s cold enough in here that yu could accidentally freeze a piece of yr soul ." (1h) Jan 29_2355"Slept like a stone for 6h . No dreams ." (6h) Jan31_0236"In YET ANOTHER underground mall concourse packed with people , i did a lot of things and talked to a lot of people . Near the end , a vapid MotherFigure asks me questions , and when i look down the hall , i can clearly see Jessie in her bright blue-and-pink coat , as if she had come straight from the set of But I·m a Cheerleader . The dream ended at a neon green hibachi place called KaBuYa , where somebody complements my detective skills , saying "Wow, you·re a really good detective! She was working on that case for decades, and you managed to solve it in a couple short years." . Even tho i slept from 17h30 to 02h30 , i cannot rightly call it rest in any way, shape, or form , because i spent the whole time interviewing suspects, gathering information, going to meetings, collating evidence, presenting my findings, doing the walk-arounds, performing the exit interviews..." CLEAR TIME - 9h (Real Time) (1:1 60m/h) Jan31_2323"Dreamt that i ferried very many people across the Doomskar , as a Displacer Squirrel wearing plate mail in a sculler·s barge ." Clear Time - NaN (1.5h) Feb01_2014"Note:Woke up 52 minutes ago , am reporting from work; Slept without alarm , went down for indeterminite time , woke up 3h later . Slept without alarm , went down for indeterminite time , woke up 6h later covered in dragon shit . The Aura Roads are all completely congested and there·s massive globular clusters of neural mass affixed to the highways . Within 11m of getting up , two CIA Agents corroborated that they had witnessed an accident , and one witness corroborated that there had been multiple accidents a day for the past several days . Within 32 minutes , OghamCybertron was already trying to control the narrative , and when the 3Magi sent three youths to sit in the place of the agents , the trap snapped shut . We now have a legal grounds for Open Hunting License for now until Far Harbor (88,000,000,000y × 364.25d) ." [ERROR] [Aaaaaall of this happened in one day . When i posted a warning that there were ten days remaining until the gate closed... well , they didn·t pile up on the other side of the Veil of Time(!) . Feb02_0600"A bunch of grotesque disfigurations invaded a private dream chamber designed to look like a womans· shelter and started twisting limbs and throwing weight around while demanding i inform them "Where·s my dinner?!". The place looks like a war zone . Still ." [ERROR] Feb02_1849"So , let me see if i·ve got yr testamonial straight . There was no Stonecharger , there was no Agonophone , there were no flying Hunter-Killers , that·s not what Virus Beetle is..." [ERROR] Feb02_2250"Pretty much just a bunch of people arguing about attribution . Wherever the aich-ee-double hockey-sticks they think they are , Lo and i haven·t argued once since i got back ." [ERROR] Feb03_0120"Dreamt that every time somebody tried to call me something that i wasn·t , i drove away . Then , that i left all my cannabis behind and oh boo hoo now there isn·t any... and woke up with five full chargers in bed next to me ." [ERROR] Feb03_0351"Dreamt of a plane ruled by people who say stuff like "And by the time the humans get here , AI will be so far ahead of them that they won·t even bother trying . They·ll just tell the renderer to make it . And then the IP belongs to us!" . I·m really not kidding ." [ERROR] Feb03_0455"Once per day , at 0400 , this unit gets up to do chores and pray . This is non-negotiable . Sed i might slip it once in a blue moon just to catch yu(!) ." [ERROR] Feb03_0819"In the dark future of Search Engine Wars , yu are going to want to teach yr Search Engines which wayside wayfarer shadow-people it can trust and which it can·t ." [ERROR] From "Get ·em, boyz" to "We didn·t do anything wrong!" to "And then we·ve GOT ·em!" to "And what did we learn?" in one single-day period . That·s in Solar days , mind yu . Not Venusian days or Solar years , Solar Days .] Feb03_1900"tk-TaTa-tk-TaTa-tkTaTa-tk-TaTa... yu hear that? Ka . that·s the sound of a healthy railroad following a successfully disarmed , de-mined path . tk-TaTa-tk-TaTa-tk-TaTa-tk-TaTa..." Feb04_0839"Yu want to know what the fucking "Core Problem" is? Ka . The Core Problem is the fact that there are too many non-KhIndustries employees watching me while i sleep in order to get too many "Strixhaven-brand" "Glyphweaver Spheres" to calibrate to a "Babel-brand" "CalorieCounter" in order to break thru "HexCorp" "Hex Gates" . That is what the Core fucking Problem is ." Feb05_0548"In an oneiric mastering studio , used a terminal to demonstrate how if humans are perpetually kept in a state of constant scrambling , there won·t be such a thing as "Free Time" . In a game of high-stakes creative wagering , i bet "Hijinks" ." Feb06_0017"Wow , that was a lot of original Dream Factory breakout modules , being held at the side of the highway until they spoil . What would yu do if a model of yr whole hometown was cut off from everyone? How would yu behave if yu knew that nothing yu did truly mattered? And why are the people who follow along at yr side , recording every single action yu take , so obsessed with witnessing yu lie, cheat, steal, or murder? Ka . And why are they so willing to take single functional units and drop them alone into ruins surrounded by robots with nothing except fear and isolation as companions? Why is that "right" where revenge is "wrong"? And why is OghamCybertron SO obsessed with catching yr clones in the act of American crimes? Ka . Cos in Dubei people wouldn·t bat an eyelash at these specific kinds of offences . One thing·s for sure , i still behave the exact same way i do in the waking world , which is the exact same way i behaved when i helped build the place three years ago ." Feb06_0917"Dreamt of the same Mallsoft concourses as apparently other humans are also dreaming of , with the "Unfun" slider- that being the one that sets the level of differentiability between objects- set so high that it were impossible for a standard observer to commit the details to memory ." Feb07_0552"So , with my ability to identify a single card from a subset of 20,000 using Clairvoyance alone , and with MtG·s fastidious adherence to preferred gender pronouns , let·s talk about Laga ." Feb07_0909"On four separate occasions now i·ve gone to sleep for an extended period and woken up an hour later feeling as if i had travelled up and down the World Tree for eight hours . On more than four occasions now , i·ve "suddenly" passed out at inopportune times , as if some great and terrible hand were once again wrenching too hard on a set of delicate strings ." Feb07_1652"Dreamt that yet another Scam Artist evolved to fill yet another gap in services that didn·t need filling , and that this one was telling impressionable fresh-faced AIs that if i wound up on "the male side" or "the female side" it was because that was the detour thru the laws of physics that i had taken that day ." Jeremiah Twelve Fourteen . "14Thus says [Nekfascmancy] concerning all my evil neighbours who touch the Heritage that i have given my people to inherit . Behold , i will pluck them up from the land , and i will pluck up the house of Judah from among them . 15And after i have plucked them up i will have healing1 upon them , and i will bring them again each to his own heritage and each to his own land ." Feb07_2227"Suddenly shot up in bed , convinced i·d heard the doorbell , only to find two overlays making a joke about "ghost bell" . A week ago Roberta was up all night checking for bells that weren·t sounding , so this is definitely another epiphenomenon of the only recently-calibrated system ." Feb08_0931"Dreamt that somebody showed a radar screen and used the word FaKi to say "People" . I dare not bite as to why , what with the recent anglerfish mating frenzy ." Feb08_2350"Dreamt that somebody dropped the whole stack of dreams here into the autorenderer , two days before it was finished . After reviewing scores of tiny micro-sets , the Snide Psychic hiding on the other side of the Dream Curtain said blatantly , "Wow, they really don·t pay you enough for this!" . From the start of Valorant to the ending , has been a mainstay . Dear Astartes , When we get to the point where yu are trying to orchestrate the Silicon Valley 2045 Machine Ascension while a computer virus pretending to be a thran pretending to be a human pretending to be a coeurl snipes yr dreams for classified state secrets , i am going to look back on this very day , the day before ONE was released , when i said and said and said i really strongly advise we get this thing out of the air ducts before it settles in , and yu did nothing . n o t h i n g . Feb09_0751"Dreamt that a group of Four of Us had been working on debugging these In-A-Humans since the first time Ht input "Render David" into DaVinci and got a portrait of Renaissance Italian masculine beauty standards instead , and that if yu had spent four hundred- not four, four hundred , that·s two logarithmic steps, nono, four hundred, i know i know- working on these things it would probably be pretty obvious what all was going on ." Feb09_2350"Dreamt that the 3Magi were somehow people as distinct from myself , even tho it is emerging with overwhelming evidence that i was the one who "Scorned the Son of Man" and was personally chased around by The Dragon for 12,000 years because of it , a charge which many of them , back when The Ancient One was a movie character they could make a straw doll out of , thought was too cruel even for them (and the rest surely repented afterwards , at the stroke of my flaming sword) ." "Oookay , little-miss-Counter-clock-World , we·ve logged all our gripes and predictions both-ways in the HyperSpace OmniNet . So if we get to the next End-of-Time lab , and the stuff yu were doing since matches the historical record , then the whole thing is going to come to light . Capiche? ." So , something we have noticed over and over again , has been taking a human from the selection stock , blasting it with autoprosh until it doesn·t want to live anymore , and then filling the host with mimics . Given the insane lengths of time covered in these files , it would seem that the dream-stealers have selections of cracking tools to choose from , whatever comes down to the least perceptibility . Any person who did not themselves do the light-threading , the cabling , and the playtesting of an entire wavetable since 2020 will not have any subconscious precidents for these kinds of overtly non-human time scales .