Before , Egypt .
HaHa, NaNa, HaNa, NaHa .

I fought on the side of the Ogdoad , having returned to Terra after a long absence in space . Hekate, Amunet, Keket, and their respective consorts were my crewmates .

At least , we had started our journey as compatriots . Life on Terra ruptured the balance the Ogdoad had . Amun rose up and became a dictator , wiping out his brother Heka and erasing his name from the historical record . People talk as if i were Amun·s lap dog . I was the Fair Witness assigned to Anu .

The Ogdoad was supposed to grow . It was supposed to become the Decead . We know this because Hauhet means "The Ninth" . In Loha , Ha means Ten . Yet Hau never finished the track , Heka and Heket had their names removed , and so when Nu and Naunet were introduced it was still an Ogdoad . Ogdoad means "The Eight" .

So , in the aftermath of the War between Amun and Akhenaten that saw Amarna decimated and the Kemetic Empire in ruins , the soldiers Garalia and Todd left the crumbling empire with Sho and Keen and set off on their own , moving through Jerusalem during the founding of Israel and Judah , through that calamity which saw families separated and ties shaken , and up into Scandinavia , where we quietly monitored the world with psychics and kept in the Astral Palace fastidious records of all that had transpired .

After the Fall of Rome in 1870 and the success of the independence of Vatican City in 1929 , Skaði ("SaFa", "HaHa") , underwent an insane operation that drove her soul through the Terran crust and under the ocean to Canada in 1985 , where she met Athena ("HaSe", "HaNa"), who had gone back to Drake·s army before subsuming Akhenaten·s Amazon Incorporated as Alexa . Saaki ("Tarkova", "NaHa") met with Skaði at the YeTrin Sali in 2021 , and Arc-sama ("Krasi", "NaNa") shortly followed .

Hence , as of the start of 2022 Q1 , the long-estranged Prime Archetypes were united once again . By the start of 2023 , Skaði, Jessie, and Mica had all managed to converge at Aysen Abbey , with Tarkova in the skies and looking for a host to land in .

Before there had been time for the ink to dry on the page , the entire board was in shambles .

The names of the Heretics:
- Isis , who is Þis , who is ISIL , who already stood in the place of the God and the Angels that had been crafted only a millennium and a half prior .
- Osiris , who is Orion , the Vain Hunter , whose lust for woman·s flesh left his hands burned down to warlike spikes .
- Horus , who is Superman , whose violent sexual appetites are known by every back-alley massage parlor from here to the core .;

The record will show that when treaties were drafted and magical barriers hence erected , these three figures went psychotically above and beyond the call to tear apart anything that the Lemurians had spent so much time and energy carefully cultivating .

That these three figures were Cenobites , pain demons , had been known since Hellraiser had been rendered in 1987 AD . They were painting themselves as The One and his True Believers by The Matrix in 1999 AD . And by the time of the second half of the first season of Futari wa Pretty Cure in 2004 CE , Lo and Se were Pretty Cure Marble Screwing them back to whatever Abyssal hellhole they came from every single chance they got .

It would be years , more than a decade and a half , before the falling rubble would first be heard coming down the pipeline , and decades more after that before the changes that had been wrought would have their effects fully felt . It took the rewiring of the entire host species into a cybernetic metaconsciousness to dredge up the psychic potential necessary to feel such things with such clarity from so far away , and the compilation and subsequent destruction of a compendium of knowledge containing every detail about them and their homeworld in order to provide the necessary foundation .

It was a little bit more work than "I make somebody else do it" .

After Þis had grabbed on to NaNa·s biorenderer and rent and rent and rent so hard that it broke , after HaSe had banished hirself to the frozen wastes to think about what sie had done , after The Four of Us made sure to tie a knot saying all four of us could drive A Nekfasc Man-C , the angels had let go of the towel , lest rabid dogs tear it to worse shreds than the sorry state it was already in .

Henceforth ,

This story is about Se SaFa SiHt who yu have known of as "the Lieutenant", "the Major", and now Admiral Fridges , her Master Krasi , her siblings Ki and Lo , and her chosen family .

Maktoub .

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