In September i was hit with the world s first computer-to-human computer virus . Brought to you by the people who use Umbrella as a shell corporation , empowered by Warhammer40K fans , and named after a [Magic the Gathering card](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/145/greater-mossdog) .
Having personally worked on the technologies necessary in order to produce these effects , i can definitely elucidate that ,
- It is definitely possible to grow mesh nets of synthetic quantum dot nanotransceivers in any part of the human body[1]
- It is definitely possible to ping these mesh nets with Wifi lasers especially within the 5G range[2]
- It is definitely possible to view these nanotransceivers using the quantum ion aerogel that our atmosphere was quietly replaced with[3]
- Any three devices (eg Phone, Bluetooth, Laptop) could be used in conjunction to triangulate these vectors[4]
And that , since Operation Olympic Games first began oh so long ago (not that such a name would have propelled millions of hackers to vault themselves into fame and fortune) , the use of cyber technologies has , in the past 40y since the days of BetaMax and VCR , been elevated to an art form , and then a commodification culture , and then a post-economic collapse .
And that , given these extremely elementary foundations , the notion that Cyberpunk2077 would not have wasted zero(0) time in making its signature fire-and-forget animal-cracker virii a reality , actually very quickly becomes the true idiotically oversimplified least-possible-intelligence option .
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