This is how hopelessly far behind The West is from the people who engineered the first computer-to-human virus and sicced it on me in 2024 Septembre .

That the AI controlling the virus has been running 100% of the time , non-stop , for the past six(6) months .

And that in that time , i watched as it encrypted first the damaged part of my colon , and then my colorectal tract , and then the top of my colon , and then -- in a move that makes no human logical sense whatsoever -- my esophagus .

That in the past six(6) months at a billion calculations per second , the computer virus has learned how to map neurons and synthetic neurons[1] , how to make this part gurgle instead of that , and in the past two(2) months , how to make those gurgles sound like English .

That these words always carry some kind of violent content , often minimal yet clear . For one(1) , it does so using distinct voices , at minimum a curdled birdbrain and an asshole tardigrade -- which were the bad guys from the epic ending of Warhammer 40K Space Marine II . For two(2) , the language is highly personalized -- eg "Kaaai" , "Core" , "SiHtKi" , "Boy" -- and used in ways that maximize insult .

That this absolutely constitutes sexual assault , but the only people who have the technology to invasively monitor people s living rooms and cellular makeups just got taken over by invasion forces , leaving the rest of the world in the dark .

And that if i did actually try to take it to CSIS , that they have military psychics on call and standing by , ready and waiting to overdub the investigators with "Mluh mluh mluh? Why is this guy ranting about farts?" .

Which was why they designed it that way ,
you stupid, helpless chimpanzees .

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