There are multiple symptomologies associated with the hydra-like Mossdog Virus . i will do my best to collect all of them .
- Pig-Slaying Blade -- Named for a recent BiliBili episode (should be either Herding God or Chang-Ge) , this function involves choking a psychic s air intake until they suffer brain damage , then convincing them that the Death of a person is the true Dark Heart of Her Secret Love , and that if you can suuuck back your snot , you can vacuum their colon shut psionically . This is not a joke . It can cause respiratory distress , digestive blockages , and possibly even organ failure .
- Wifi Nerve Agonization -- If you thought Axiomatic Leyline Paratrigonometrics was hard , wait till you get to Advanced Neural Laser Interferometry . It takes a fucktonne of back-end processing to map the artificial neurons in the human body , and another fucktonne to aim at them . All that data has to be going in and out of somewhere . The end result ? . You can give someone an irritating cough . Just like above , this doesnt matter most of the time and really matters when you havent slept in three(3) days because of it .
- Tonsil Sugar Modulation -- By modulating the Gene Expression of genes , you can modulate a person s snot viscosity , you can modulate their saliva viscosity , you can modulate their blood sugar . i can feel it in my tonsils right now , the moment i sat back down after the hospital they thickened right up again . You could use this to , for instance , cause air bubbles to become trapped in a person s throat . If you are already vacuuming their esophagus shut , this can cause very fatal shortness of breath . i know because it s nearly killed me several times .
- Fully AI Integrated -- When i first felt the jaws clamp down on my colon , there was a hybrid Bio/AI interaction on YouTube . Where it would normally display various Shorts in between menu options , it displayed a Fallout 4 image of a green mutant animal charging at the screen with teeth bared . This continued for another week or so .
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